Total Medals Earned: 888 (From 114 different games.) Total Medal Score: 15,595 Points
Medals Earned: 7/12 (135/295 points)
Decide to play the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to grab all the tables.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Medals Earned: 6/8 (80/230 points)
Complete the tutorial.
What are you staring at?
Punch the geek.
Finish the first level.
Alter the test.
Swiftly hide through the halls of the school.
Complete the game without using passwords.
Complete the game without being caught.
Medals Earned: 3/5 (40/90 points)
Cut dawn the tree
Enter the correct password to activate the bridge
Complete the game
Find the programmer's card
Medals Earned: 5/10 (120/495 points)
Feel the Bubba-Wrath!
Get totally pwnd by the Piggy
Be an easy target!
Feed your enemy a healthy snack!
Even tough guys can run away
Come on, you can do better than this!
You've done well my child
Save Theia!
The Heavens must have gifted you way too much
Meet the final boss
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Complete Wave 1.
Medals Earned: 6/9 (160/335 points)
Guide Valentine to safety!
Guide Burt to safety!
Guide Earl to safety!
Guide Melvin to safety!
Guide Mindy to safety!
Round up the troops.
Guide Heather to safety!
Only save the women.
Rescue EVERYONE!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/50 points)
Click on any donate button.
Beat the game with a score of under 500.
Beat the game on the first difficulty setting.
Beat the game on the second difficulty setting.
Beat the game on the last difficulty setting.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (110/110 points)
kill an UberKid
Beat the game
Medals Earned: 80/80 (400/400 points)
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Medals Earned: 12/14 (220/370 points)
Your fate is sealed.
Your journey is over.
Racing toward fate.
There were no survivors.